.:Khy's Offensive OC Meme:.

~Pick a character. One you feel like embarrassing to the fullest extent.

Lux... cus she deserves it sometimes

1.) Your character is on a beach and a scantily clad mermaid/man is approaching, with obvious lustful intent. Reaction?

She'd flirt then viciously verbaly pwn him and leave him to cry in solitude

2.) You've walked into your character's room. B-line to the underwear drawer. What do you find?

mostly tasteful but practical bikini bottom underwear but a few outrageously colored/patterned thongs stashed away in the back

3.) Your character has partied hard, probably on a mix of toxic alcoholic beverages that are ravaging their liver as we speak. On what part of the lawn does the car end up. More over, where does the character end up.

the car would probably be half in the ally and half in the neighboring building's raised bed garden...somehow. Lux would be on the roof of the car,looking around nervously, having crawled out of the sunroof that she was already standing up through while driving (why she crashed)

4.) The night isn't over yet. Your OC still needs to get into the house without being noticed by a overprotective roommate or parental figure. Tell me how your character reacts when caught red handed and/or shitfaced.

Kiden and Jack would probably be too stunned because Lux is the boss' pet and the more responcible one. if Moss were there he would try to scold her, but she would try to distract him with kisses or (depending on how drunk) sex.

5.) With cheery disposition and a bounce in your step, you push your OC into an adult store. Upon being required to get something, what do they purchase?

She would buy something vary provocative... candy underwear or something... or porn to give to Moss to freak him out.

6.) Earlier last night, before you ended up god knows where, toasted, you met a good looking girl/boy at the bar. What did your OC say, (mind you, they were already experiencing the effects of alcohol) to get that persons number?

"Hey pretty person...I wan't your didgets so Ican stalk you later... it'll be fun." (said with over exaggerated New Yorker accent)

7.) Some way, some how, your character became utterly famous, and is now being cosplayed by weeaboos all over the world, in the cheapest fashion, with running make up and usually morbidly obese. What does your character say/do upon seeing one of these people?

She would scream and probably run away to a forign country,punching people as she went.
(being famous and a spy don't really work well and she'd prefer to be a spy)

8.) Your OC accidentally walks into a room in a hospital, where a woman is in labor. Pain and sweat blocking her judgement, regardless of gender, she points at your OC, accusing him/her of impregnating her. What does your OC say/do? (To make this better, she's a minor.)

she would blink then reply with something clever along the lines of "Well you supplied the condoms... thats what you get for 99 cents at the gas station." then plesantly ask the nearest doctor where the vending macines were.

9.) Your character is a rockstar. Half way through their career, their sales start to plummet, for no explainable reason, but they're still well known. AHA! Sure, your character is loved. Loved just enough to pirate their albums, as your character listens in on a conversation among two people on the street. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME. (To make THIS one better, it's two little old ladies with arthritis and bad hips.)

off come the power suppressors and the ladies see their worst nightmares and promptly expire.

10.) Your OC has had enough. It's time to end it's pitiful life. How does your character commit suicide? BE CREATIVE PEOPLE.

something over dramatic or next to impossible... maybe drive a car head on into a subway train (she'd find a way to get one down there) or hang herself off of the statue of liberty.



NOW TAG SOMEBODY, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S RIGHT, TAG SOMEBODY

Erin, and Morganna